Ended up going to Scaldoni's on Friday night. Definitely better than Thirsty Thursday at the Elks. Getting a STD is optional at Scaldoni's as opposed to the not-so-optional at Elks, plus most of the women were wearing underwear. Better crowd, better music, and there is food! YEAH! But tell me this, should the answer you get to the question "Do you know your husband is gay?" be "Yeah, I know he likes the men" and then watch her make out with another woman???? WTF??? Something in that marriage has gone amiss!