I was just told to come in late on Friday morning and party it up on Thursday night. I informed my boss that all of my friends (yes, all you bitches!) had to work so I may not be doing any of the "partying" he thinks I should do; Thirsty Thursday at the Elks just seems so GHETTO now after Scaldoni's. He was very disappointed. To cheer him up, I told him that I would do my best to come in smelling like a cheaper hooker and shame on Friday so he knows I had a good time. Great....I know where to get plenty of cheap hookers from, I just need to find some shame!