Is there a Douche Bag ("DB") training facility in town somewhere that I don't know about? Do they have some secret base of operations located out in the fields where you can only gain entrance upon completing some type of asshole handshake or teabagging? It seems like we are being infested with DB's everywhere. They are spreading through town like the Bird Flu through Mexico and leaving the Chlamydasyphaghonahepaherpelaids in their wake. Where the hell do they all come from? What kind of training are they receiving? Seriously, is there a handbook for this kind of shit where on the first page you get the two main rules for becoming a DB?
1.) Purchase as many Affliction and Ed Hardy shirts as you can.
2.) Learn that the only way to get your point across is to be a complete asshole.
Some how, some way, we need to figure out how to make DB's an endangered species. Maybe tonight at Mike's intervention we can all blamestorm something.
Ciào
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Hmmm.. lots of people that I work with may need to know about the qualifications for being a DB, cause lots of them wear Affliction shirts.
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I am surround by DB's..awwww
Yes yes, Carieslove has it exactly right. I am thinking that our office, at least upstairs, is the official advanced training ground for DBs. Kind of like a Harvard of dickness.