So....yes....it has been a few days since my last post. I have been uber lazy and still have not posted the pics from the party this past weekend. Although, in my defense, I was totally booked last night and couldn't fit it into my schedule. Don't worry, I do have the pics, I just haven't had time to work on them yet. I know, I know, who gives a fuck? This is all about you and I should post and make sure you are happy everyday. Well....you can suck a fart out of my ass cause I will get to it when I get to it. You are my bitches, not the other way around. Learn to cope. HA!

Anyway, so a bunch of us went out to dinner for our friend Tia's birthday. It was fun seeing everyone, but what in the hell is it with some of the guys having to tell us about their slut chronicles at dinner? I don't want to hear about your nastiness at dinner. I'm trying to eat, you can tell me about that shit later when I need something to help me throw up. One in particular had just had sex with a guy right before he came to dinner. He was late showing up, smelled of sex and I believe had cum on his chin; although, he said it was gravy from his mashed potatoes. PSH! Whatever. Then we had to hear about him having a man scheduled for every night this week. This boy needs a manager, publicist and a tour manager worse than I do. WTF? He wreaked of chlamydasyphaghonahepaherpelaids and I'm sure I will need to get a penicillin shot just for sitting by him. I will tell you this, it is fun to see him and another slut I know go head to head (no pun intended) in competition. I'm just glad they are competing against each other and don't combine slut powers. If they did, I don't think this town could survive.