Alright bitches, it has been one of those Monday's. The kind where you get to work and want to cut up a bitch because you just realized that you forgot your boot flask at home. How can it be that some Monday's are just hell? I hope the rest of you have had a better Monday than I have had, if so, I hate you. Anyway....I'm sure most of you remember that this past weekend was the St. George Marathon. I assume that most of you (except maybe Cariebear) still enjoyed your weekend because you didn't have to park your vehicle down the street due to the city closing off certain roads most of the day to allow the runners dragging their sorry carcasses toward the finish line some type of unwarranted safety. Yes.....they closed my street and inconvenienced me. I hate them all. Fuckers.

All that inconveniencing was repaid though when I returned home from spin and watched some runner hit the wall. It was the funniest thing ever! She collapsed right in the middle of the road and fell down onto her knees. She came down really hard and probably shattered or broke something in her knee. She then sat in the middle of the road holding her knee and crying out loud! It was music to my ears. Yes, I started to feel bad, but then I remembered I had to park out on the street. Hmmmm....sucked to be her!

OK. I have finally decided to post some more music for you. I do apologize for the lack of posts, but school this semester is really kicking some ass and taking names. Posting from work has gone by the wayside since we are heading into the "holiday" months and I am constantly working on something new. Anyway, here are nine new songs for you, yes nine, count them!

I know I haven't been on my "blob" (as Brit-tan calls it) to post for a while, but between work, school, spin and keeping up with the social lives of the Kardashians (Yeah Right!), I have NO time! I thought I could at least post today and wish a very happy birthday to one of my favorite people....ROBIN! I got you a birthday cake too! It's down below. Enjoy!

I can not hold it in any longer. I have to tell someone. Maybe shout it from the rooftop somwhere....Maybe email someone....Better yet, text all of you. Or I could just post it on here and let you read it for yourself. I got a new car. That's right. I GOT A NEW CAR BITCHES! HA! It's a wonderful piece of machinery and I got a great deal on it. It has it all; a sunroof, iPod hook up, alloy wheels, a spoiler (fin for some of you) and it's silver in color. It was sent from heaven just for me. I took a picture for all of you to drool over. Make sure you move your keyboard first. Wouldn't want to short it out.

This magnificent vehicle is so far beyond my old car that it just can't compare (especially in gas mileage)! The old car just wasn't cutting it anymore. It had horrible air conditioning. A ton of miles on it. Maintenance & repair everytime I turned around and it got the shittiest gas mileage I have ever had in a car. I know you are all dying to know what kind of shit bomb my fabulous Q-Lister ass would be driving around in, so I have added it's mug shot to the post as well. Thank god it is on it's way to the shredder!

If you haven’t seen Jay Sean, you should look him up. HOT! I wish it was Gay Sean. Then maybe I could have my way with him. YUMMY!

I have once again updated my music page with a few new songs. Some of you may recognize the remix of Boom Boom Pow from the G.I. Joe movie credits. I know I went right home and looked for it. Please enjoy the music!