Welcome to Friday again. Thank goodness! Well... It was another Thirsty Thursday last night and the gays were out in full force. It was gay night at the Elks. I have not seen that many gays in one place since my last trip to the bath house. Not a bad night though, did a little dancing, a little drinking and a lot of judging! Fun times.

Just a few things to remember as we head into the weekend. First, Scaldoni’s will supposedly be rockin’ tonight so everyone should go. I will be there, apparently I have no choice. Second, Susan Boyle will be giving her final performance on “Britain’s Got Talent” on British TV Saturday from 3:20 – 4:50 EDT and the performance will be uploaded on You Tube immediately afterward. The winner will be declared on Sunday from 3:30 – 5:00 EDT. Watch her, and love her. Finally, it’s Flying Bitchslap Friday! YEAH! Be sure to share flying bitchslaps with all of your co-workers, friends and family! Hallmark does not make a card for flying bitchslaps at this time so you will have to do them all personally. Show them you care, give a flying bitchslap to someone you know.

I knew I became a fan for a reason! Apparently Susan has been dropping the f-bomb all over the place. LOVE IT! That's my type of girl, throw a few f-bombs here and a few f-bombs there and make the world a better place. Click Here For the Whole Story.

So I am totally becoming a fan of Susan Boyle from Britain's Got Talent. I just think that she has a wonderful voice and is kicking some ass in the competition. If you haven't seen any of her videos, then I hope you enjoy the ones I have posted for you. Yes, Mike, I know. I don't like to watch American reality shows like American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Dancing with the Stars, blah blah blah, but I will watch a British show like that. The answer is... you bet your ass I will, if it is British, I love it. I just wish that they would show Britain's Got Talent on BBC America (Go BBC!) so I didn't have to look up Susan's results on You Tube the next day. Anywho, here are her videos, the first one is a short version of her tryout. You can look up the original on You Tube and find the 7:31 long video. It gives a little more of her background and gives the full performance and critiques from the judges. It's awesome!

Ok people, I'm thinking that its Theme Party time again. But what to do? What kind of theme party should we have? I think we should have a vote on what to do and the most votes win! So here's what we do. Email me through my comments section below and put what type of theme party that you would like to do! I will post the top five in the sidebar so that we can all vote from the top five for what type of theme party it will be. Send everyone that you know to my blog to vote! Yes.... This is my shameful ploy to get everyone to my blog page. I have enabled the emailing options for postings so you can send this post right to your friends and have them go to justspinoff.blogspot.com to cast their vote! Come on people, let's have a party!

P.S. - WTF is up with the Text From Last Night I posted? Something is wrong there. Is he bi, tri, or just stupid?

I had to post this fail because it made me laugh and made me think of all the grave dancing that I need to do. What is everyone doing later tonight? Grave dancing anyone?

Well, its has been a long, but fun holiday weekend. Had our BBQ on Sunday, thats right, I purchased a brand new BBQ! YEAH ME! Anyway, it turned out to be a pretty good BBQ, started off a little slow, but ended with the cops being called on us. Good times. As for the rest of the weekend, watched Terminator Salvation and Angels and Demons. Both movies were pretty good, Sam Worthington who played Marcus Wright in Termination Salvation was YUMMY! Hello daddy! Good action flick too, but Sam definitely made the movie worth it and made my kitty purr. Sorry Cariebear if the purring was too loud for you. I have also changed out the FML section of my blog to Texts From Last Night. I prefer TFLN to the FML. Don't get me wrong, FML is still some funny shit, but some of the TFLN are even better. Caio!

I have posted new music from my Spin class this past week. I am really liking some of the new stuff that I have downloaded. Evacuate the Dancefloor by Cascada is pretty good and the remix of Hush Hush is pretty awesome toward the end when they bust out into "I Will Survive" and finish it off. I still have last weeks music on the file hosting site so you can still request downloads if you can remember the names of the songs, HA!

We find ourselves at the end of the week. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Friday everyone. I hope that you all have a great weekend and that your Friday is going well. Mine is, I just walked into work. Slept in this morning and casually got ready for work. Let's all do something fun this weekend cause I am still ready to party! So text me, email me, call me, send me smoke signals, call my PR guy, whatever it is you need to do to get a hold of me. Chat at you later!

I just want to give props to everyone who made my birthday a great day yesterday!  Thanks so much everyone, it was a really good B-Day!  Dinner was great and thank you so much for taking me out last night Cariebear and Alex!  Thanks for going out to dinner with me Tanya, Mike, Corey, Kyle, Cariebear and Alex.  Hopefully I did not miss anyone.  If I did and you feel left out, please email me at whogivesashit@tellsomeonelese.com. LOL. Just kidding. Also, thanks for lunch and the presents Kdawg, the rustic flowers are very pretty. They will look great on someone's grave.

Sometimes I wish my life consisted of highly public sexual behavior, gross mismanagement of funds, socially unacceptable and radical speech and thought. Then I would have a lot to blog about; but then I would hate to take the "home wrecker's" only job in town.

I was just told to come in late on Friday morning and party it up on Thursday night. I informed my boss that all of my friends (yes, all you bitches!) had to work so I may not be doing any of the "partying" he thinks I should do; Thirsty Thursday at the Elks just seems so GHETTO now after Scaldoni's. He was very disappointed. To cheer him up, I told him that I would do my best to come in smelling like a cheaper hooker and shame on Friday so he knows I had a good time. Great....I know where to get plenty of cheap hookers from, I just need to find some shame!

Good morning everyone! It's Hump Day! Thank God! We are almost there people. We can make it through the rest of the week. Say it with me now "Two more days, nothing a lot of valium can't handle!" It's a little easier for me since I have tomorrow off, but have to be back to work on Friday. And for those of you who don't work Fridays...fuck you, I hate you all and hope you die in a fiery crash in a crap filled car. Anyway, I'm sure that you will all hear from me later today, for now, get back to work!

So I'm out to dinner at Red Robin with cheesesticks. Jealous Cariebear? Thought I would try this mobile posting. Hope it works!

I am in need of some new music! I have spin tomorrow and I would like to be able to have some new stuff to play for them. Have you downloaded anything new and fun lately??? Let me know!

I have updated the spin music section of my blog to contain a player so that you may listen to the music that I used in spin during the last week. Remember, I will be updating the music section hopefully every Wednesday evening or Thursday morning with the current week's music. If you want to download any of the music that is currently playing, there is an email link below the player to email me with the name(s) of the song(s) that you would like and I will reply with a download link. Enjoy!

Ended up going to Scaldoni's on Friday night. Definitely better than Thirsty Thursday at the Elks. Getting a STD is optional at Scaldoni's as opposed to the not-so-optional at Elks, plus most of the women were wearing underwear. Better crowd, better music, and there is food! YEAH! But tell me this, should the answer you get to the question "Do you know your husband is gay?" be "Yeah, I know he likes the men" and then watch her make out with another woman???? WTF??? Something in that marriage has gone amiss!

I think we should all go to Vegas this weekend and go clubbing. Get a little, or a lot, of dancing in and see some good eye candy. Anyone with me?

Dear God it's Monday again and there are no descent FML's to post so I found the best one. It was the weekend people, I am sure that there were plenty of ways to fuck up your life! Be a little more creative and post some better shit. Anywho, hopefully this will be a good week. Things have quieted down a little bit since the end of the semester, I don't feel stretched thin during the week anymore. A little more energy for me to go party. Know of any good ones coming up?

This has got to be one of the best commercials I have ever seen. It totally rocks!

That's right, it is my Friday. TGIF! For all of you that this is your Friday as well, CONGRATULATIONS, we are almost there. For those of you that still have to work tomorrow, sucks to be you!

Well, I am slowly getting my blog underway and when I say slowly, I really do mean slowly! The only new thing I have added today is my spin list from yesterday. If you liked any of the music you experienced during my wonderfully intense class, simply email me by clicking here. I will keep the current weeks music posted. The email link will always be available in the spin section, but again, the music for that week will drop off every Wednesday night.

Welcome to my blog, unfortunately I just started so this site is still under construction while I figure out what to write. LOL. Stay tuned!

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